I should feel numb resignation at having to see Twilight for what would be my fourteen-year-old cousin's third viewing. And I would have - if it weren't also the third time I would be seeing it as well. (For more humorous takes on our favorite biz, go to Film Fiasco.)

To keep ecological concerns on the minds of the general public, the environment needs not just an advocate but a hero: an Eco-Hero!  Ta-da!! (For more MPM movie-mind madness, click HERE.)

MPM's highly cultured, wildly incomplete rundown of Best Performances by Actors Playing Practitioners of Other Art Forms. (Go ahead, Oscar, fit that on a statuette. I dare ya.)

Stranger than Fiction thespian says actor’s life truly is stranger than fiction.

Thank goodness that For Your Consideration is just a fictional mockumentary - it'd be awful if this represented real Hollywood hopefuls!

Bemoanings of summer film fare. Moving Pictures Magazine offers new franchise favorites.

The Drag-Racing Championship of Film's Immortal Automobiles. 

What does one do with all those screeners?

Actors and singers endeavor to crossover to the other side.

See who has played God over the years and how they measure up to  the Almighty himself. 

At holiday time, the word at the movies is "relatives suck." The top 5 films with the worst movie relatives ever.

In Hollywood, perception is everything. For a certain class of aspirers, that means party-going is a job and car payments often exceed rent.

This Valentine's Day, don't be taking any love lessons from Hollywood, because when stars date other stars it's disaster for them and the audience.

A famous tide of talent has tried to command and master the sea. Most failed miserably. They're the lucky ones.

Some men see themselves when they gaze at the chiseled visage of Brad Pitt on the Silver Screen. And then there are those of us... For more humorous takes on our favorite biz, go to Film Fiasco.